If the recent news story about transvestites trying to blackmail footballer Ronaldo wasn't enough to give transvestites a bad image, the incredible story of a toddler being mugged by a transvestite has shocked the general public.
Pensioner Doris Peabody, 76, of Leighton Buzzard, England said, "I thought they were just men with big hands who liked wearing women's clothing. Quite harmless, you know. I never thought they'd stoop to this."
Little Lucy Hargreaves, 3, was playing with big sister Molly, 7, in a playground near her home last Tuesday when a 'person' confronted them. "She was very tall and had long blond hair," Molly said. "There was this terrible smell from her breath, and lipstick smeared on her face, just like when Daddy's been out on a Friday night. And she had stubble on her face and food down her front, just like Daddy on a Saturday morning, when I run downstairs and cuddle up to him on the sofa."
Molly suddenly looked a little sad. "I love my Daddy. I don't know why Mummy doesn't let him in their bed sometimes."
Mum Lynn, 32, quickly intervened taking Lucy under her arm. "Come on silly, the nice man doesn't want to know about all that."
"I've always told her not to talk to strange men," Lynn Hargreaves went on somewhat nervously.
In the incident at the playground, the man staggered out from some bushes and apparently 'wanted his turn on the roundabout', but things took an ugly turn when a pensioner Mrs. Peabody threatened to call the police. The monster wearing a Superman T-shirt and plastic cape muttered something about lager and in an audacious move, made his getaway on little Lucy's bike.
The police have appealed to anyone who saw the incident to contact them. The CCTV footage has been released, but police warned the public not to approach the man whose temperament they described as 'changeable'.
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Source: Deadspin
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