Why Tell The Truth, When You Can Do A Spoof?
While the debate goes on at USA Today about skinny models warping girls’ body image, one girl has piled on the pounds for her man.
Two years ago biker Jenny Hill, a shapely 22–year-old from Albany, Illinois, fell for Sumo wrestling hunk Akihito Takahashi when she was on vacation in Japan.
When Jenny returned to the U.S. the couple kept the relationship going by telephone calls and computer video conversations. Jenny would visit Akihito as often as she could, but last year the two had a crisis when the Sumo champion complained about Jenny’s weight. He actually said that she was too skinny for him. In a row that was blasted over the newspapers, Jenny flew back to Illinois and it looked as if the relationship was over.
Secretly though for the next six months Jenny followed a Sumo diet and quickly went from a svelte size 10 to a whopping size 32. Set to surprise her lover, Jenny booked a flight to Japan, but more problems lay ahead. Because of her new size our love struck heroine couldn’t fit into any of the seats and had to spend an uncomfortable flight in the baggage hold.
Arriving in Takamatsu, Jenny looked a little strained, but it was worth it all when she saw the look on her man’s face. Grinning from ear to ear, Akihito said “I never knew she could look so beautiful”.
Jenny has also been learning Japanese and hopes to move to Japan later in the year to be closer to Akihito. The couple have no definite plans at the moment, but just want to get to know each other again. “I’ll have my hands full stopping my buddies hitting on her,” Akihito joked.
Go on baby, shake that booty.
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