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Alternative Title: Cuban Suffers Hernia From Prolonged Mobile Phone Use
In a small, but positive step towards freedom the Cuban Government has lifted restrictions on the ownership of mobile phones. A luxury previously reserved for senior party officials and employees of foreign companies, ordinary Cubans can now take out prepaid mobile phone subscriptions with the state telecommunications monopoly, Etesca.
Because contracts have to be paid in Cuban convertible pesos worth 24 times the standard peso, initial response has so far been limited.
However, we are convinced that the market will soon take off and in a bid to get a slice of the action, Nitehawk and his buddy at Fresh Free Humorous Jokes have joined up to target the lower end of the market. This new enterprise expects to make a high profit by posing as an aid agency and flooding the Internet with pleas for old technology discarded phones, then applying a cheap make-over to the units.
Our premium model can be seen below.
Sales are on a first come, first served basis.
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