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Alternative Title: Strike While The Kiwi’s Hot
A Motueka man who claimed to have been left speaking Australian after being raped by a wombat, has been sentenced to 75 hours' community work for his trouble.
Arthur Ross Cradock, a 48-year-old orchard worker called the police communications centre several times, once saying "I'll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he's pulled out.''
…… "Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know, I didn't hurt my bum at all.''
Speaking through an interpreter, the wombat claimed that Mr. Cradock had been eyeing him up all day and his breath smelt of alcohol. “In view of all the incidents involving goats recently, I thought I’d get in first,” the wombat said.
(picture courtesy of Womland)
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Source: press.co.nz
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