News Roundup: Pamela Anderson, Picasso Man, Blow-up Doll, Kate Moss
Alternative Title: Not so much a roundup, more a way of life
Pammy got her kit off, but that's not so silly,
As Pricasso man paints pictures with his willy,
And I'm glad to report that it's not all doom
As a blow-up doll stands in for the groom.
For lastest fashion there’s belts over coats,
And if you’re married you can get your oats,
If you don’t smoke you get fired by the boss,
But if you're a babe, then you're not Kate Moss.
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