Bobaraba has sparked a dance craze in the Ivory Coast and we want to get to the bottom of it!
Alternative Title: Shake Your Booty
The BBC reports that a national dance craze in Ivory Coast has spawned a black market in treatments claiming to increase one's bottom size.
“However, doctors have warned of the possible dangers of some of the concoctions on sale.”
They should have asked me. I’d have recommended copious amounts of extra-strong lager and kebab suppers.
Meanwhile, a Singaporean professor has pleaded guilty to stealing women's underwear from a university dormitory. Presumably he got some sort of gratification from this behaviour. Now, should have wanted to make a bit of dosh instead, he should have turned his attention to the Ivory Coast. After swiping the knickers of the ladies shown above, he could have sold them on as do-it-yourself tents.
The girls would never had noticed. They’d have been spark out after all that booty-boogieing, lager-drinking and kebab eating.
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