What is this life if full of care
We have no time to stand and stare?
To the point that we can no longer bear
The view of Jeremy and his underwear.
No time to see, when woods we pass,
Where squirrels hide their nuts in grass.
And nearby lying, just by chance
Pants that once covered Jeremy's arse.
In M & S the time is fraught
With anxieties yet unthought
The pants they lie all unbought
They no longer give the right support.
A poor life this, if full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare.
In fact it's quite a sad affair
Of the plight of Jeremy's underwear.
"It's important to remember that we sell underwear to one in four men in
the UK," a spokeswoman told the BBC News website.
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