So I’m sitting here on a grey Sunday afternoon with the TV on in the background. I tuned in late to TMF and the top 40 chart is now at the number 2 position.
I told myself this morning that I had to get a post out, and I had plenty of ideas, and plenty of material. In fact, I’d already chosen the topic.
But somehow, I just kept putting it off. It seemed very reminiscent – all those years ago, of having to do my homework before Monday morning.
So after after a(nother) can of Grolsch Kanon 11.6 lager, and five repetitions of Amy Winehouse’s ‘Love Is A Losing Game’, here we are.
Let’s discuss buttocks.
Firstly I was reading a report this morning on the BBC news online site about US television network ABC being fined $1.4m (£707,000) for airing an episode of NYPD Blue which depicted female nudity.
Hey, and check this out. This dude used to be in Hill Street Blues.
Anyway, back to the story. It’s claimed that the 2003 show had "multiple, close-up views" of a woman's buttocks before the US watershed.
Wow, I need to stop now; I’m starting to have flashbacks. More Here
So, moving on. Builder’s bum. Gross, right. But what’s this woman trying to do to us? She’s invented some gadget to stop this occurring on females.
On women, it’s just cute.
See what I mean?
Well, OK, I suppose it depends on how many extra strong lagers you’ve had.
But here’s something else I’ve found.
- If you support the cause
- If you’re a guy
- If you want to make a statement
Then you can get a T-shirt to do it for you.
Put your order in at http://www.tuskasurf.co.uk/buildersbumhome.htm
Me? I’ve missed the number 1 release for this week.
I’m switching over to MTV.
Offbeat Chronicles
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