Shoes In The News

A guy with a shoe fetish has been hauled up in court to face charges of theft.

The dude carried out a year-long robbery spree stealing women's shoes to feed his "sexual obsession", a court heard.

But Omar Abd-el-Gowd, 26, of Honor Oak Park, south-east London, has managed to walk away from court with a suspended sentence.

The guy’s supposed to be an engineer. Why doesn’t he just get a job in a shoe shop like TV character Al Bundy? Al would willingly swap jobs - if he had the brains that is. He hates his job and the fat women he has to serve. The only thing that makes his life bearable is the prospect of a babe walking in one day.

While we’re on the subject of losers A thief who stole £3,000 worth of shoes discovered none of them actually made a pair. You’ve got to laugh.

And just like the best of the old variety acts, we might as well end with a song.