There’s a new law in France targeting Happy Slappers. The law makes it illegal to film any acts of violence and post the offending images or videos online.
Of course back in UK, the home of the Happy Slap you’re still free to get on with a good kicking while being the star of your own show.
Well, you’re free until you’re caught - if you’re caught. So why not pull your hood up over your bonce, just to help you stay in business a bit longer? And if you think hoodies have had a bit of bad press lately you could always try to persuade this dude to give the hood a better profile.
Kevin Lambert has taken to wearing a ski mask in public places in an attempt to dispel the bad image that bank robbers, terrorists and prowlers have given it. Lambert has even launched a Web site dedicated to "Striving to keep America Warm By Combating Ski Mask Discrimination."
It seems that even mums are getting in to all this slapping thing. A US woman allegedly drove her son to a fight with another boy, where she cheered him on as he got stuck into his opponent. Renee Ann Honnold, the mum in question was arrested over the incident.
Well the victim should consider himself lucky that he wasn’t this snorkeler who got a pasting from a whale’s tail after bumping into her calf.
The guy says that he intends to continue diving. Doesn’t this idiot know that the proper place to observe wildlife is on the telly, while lounging on the sofa sipping your extra strong lager and munching your way through a family-sized pack of cheese and onion crisps?
But if this hasn’t put you off and you get caught you could always take a leaf out of this next guy’s book and come up with a really good excuse.
A UK man accused of stealing underwear from a shop disguised in a wig, hat and glasses says he thought he was a female elf at the time.
Got to go, chums. There’s a wildlife programme coming up on the telly.
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